Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "It's too cold". "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save? Santa: Of course, the tiger. Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left!